Dragons and terrorists and cats! Oh my…if the internet were a slot machine, bells would be blaring right about now.
Once upon a day, The Walking Dead would have been considered a bedtime story.
“Many of Grimm’s fairy tales have been lightened up for modern infants. However, some of them are beyond any hope, and should only be read to child you hate.”
Yes, Millennials are the dopes who popularized the ‘Face With Tears Of Joy’ emoji. They also work harder, turn down more medications, and avoid pregnancy better than the generations judging them.
“Hold up there, old timers. It turns out that you were the fuck-happy dick slingers. The 1950 s utterly demolishes every other modern world decade in teenage pregnancy.”
Watch it in the yard – that’s when they’ll come for you.
“There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: the individuals who don’t understand cats, and those who suppose cats are various kinds of douchebags. Regrettably for cat fans, science has kind of come down on the side of that second group.”
3 million Syrians are fleeing their country’s civil war. That means a lot of those ‘Muslim refugees !!!!! ‘ are average middle class folks, whose only crime was choosing not to be casualties.
“ISIS knows that even if they never smuggle a single terrorist in with the flood of refugees, just the suggestion that they might is enough to freak out whole governments and screw thousands and thousands of refugees out of a shot at asylum.”
For the most powerful being in existence, Superman sure does squeak a lot.
“Regardless of what side you’re on, we can all come together and agree that Iron Man sure is a dick when he drunk texts.”
Ahoy, Facebook! While you’re tinkering around with a dislike button or some such, how about dedicating us a dum-dum hoax eliminator too? kthxbye
Our periodic public service announcement…
The difficulty we’ve had defeating ISIS been shown that, maybe, we don’t really understand who and what the fuck the objective is. Fortunately, finding out what ISIS wants is like finding out what a vegan feeds: They’ll tell you . Which is to say that ISIS has a magazine, and we read it.
And when you really think about it, same goes for dungeons too…
And the cost of each PlayStation 3: $2.5 million. #NotReally
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