30+ Of The Funniest Drunk Texts That People Have Ever Sent

Phones these days should come with a warning, ‘Don’t drink and text.’ Many of us have been there, a few drinkings down, high on life but the bar has shut and you want to continue the party.

Suddenly your ex, or that daughter in the office “youve been” mildly flirting with, seems like merely the person who would love to join you for one last drinking. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social modesty are gone.

If you are lucky, there is no reply and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realise what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a listing of some of these people, and others that didn’t get quite as luck. Scroll down to check them out below and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!

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