Devote the Gift of Laughter With These Hilarious Christmas Cards
The holidays are here, so you know what that means! Twinkle illuminates, hot chocolate, presents under the tree, Christmas sungs, footie pajamas, mall Santas, big ol’ ham dinners, family assembles, and hilarious greeting cards.
That’s right.It’s time to kick your vacation season up a notch with Christmas cards that are funny, clever, punnyand will induce your Aunt Judy giggle so hardshe’ll snort eggnog out of her nose. It’s all about building people snort eggnog out of their noses, after all.
‘Tis the sneezing!
No one was stirring,
not even a mouse…
…was being used because everyone has laptops and touchpads are the thing now.
Jon: Seems like it’s going to rain.
Everyone in the world in unison: You snow nothing, Jon Snow.
This Christmas season, a couple pieces of advice 😛 TAGEND
1. Don’t eat yellow snow.
2. Don’t lick poopsicles.
This card is for the pun-lovinganimal fanatic in your life.
( Hint: It’s me .)
If you’re a procrastinator and you know it, buy a bunch of these cards in July, keep forgetting them’ til January, then dust them off and send them out in February.
They’ll forgive you because it’s FUNNY.