Nearly all mankind will be alleviated when this year is finally over. All the deaths( celebrities and of course vitims of wars ), catastrophes and bad weather. Flo& Joan put all the bad stuff( of the first eleven months) into a sung, called it “The 2016 Song” and get over 200.000 makes on it so far. And one fact wrong … Other than that, this is a really good and well fitting track.
“DISCLAIMER: We got our facts incorrect and it wasn’t a bombing in Nice. We’re sorry for any offence this may have caused.”
And yeah, beware: NSFW for filthy language.
2016, its been a hour. Its been a struggle.
But everything is fine if youre a straight white male muggle.
Weve tried to stay composed, cross our thumbs, count to ten.
But every time we get to nine you fuck it up again.
You took David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Prince and Sharon Jones.
Terry Wogan, Ronnie Corbett, Caroline Aherne and Lenoard Cohen.
Victoria Wood was enough for us but still you wanted more.
Muhammed Ali, Gene Wilder, and the Great British Bake Off was the final straw.
You shot down a gorilla, we cant cure the zika virus
And the womans still to blame when men force their route inside us.
Brock Turners not a rapist cuz appear how fast he swims.
Should we just unplug you and then plug you back in?
Did your parents get divorced or did you merely drink too much gin?
God damnit 2016 and on top of all of that
Cats is back on broadway who the fuck did that?
Then throw in all the shootings both on mass and by police.
A spike in racist hate crimes and a bombing down in Nice.
The death toll is upsetting and your politics a farce.
Thank you 2016, you fucked us up the arse.
Cuz all over the world its not looking good for you.
If youre female, Muslim, POC, or LGBTQ
And god fucking forbid marriage let Hillary be in charge
Instead we get the spunk cornets and fuck sons in this farce.
Yes, you really took a dump when you let twat-nugget Farage
resulted a racist referendum who set that shitty frog in charge?
Your Brexit was a dumb-dumb now our country lives in fear.
You actually are the skid mark of all the shitty years.
Yes, the USAs now governed by fuck-cheeto with hair.
And its not just in the Nation, the fucking jesters are everywhere
Three cheers for fucking Trump and his neo-Nazi crew.
What a bloody, nasty, messy, boobie-fuck to-do.
Were sorry for the swearing and were sorry to be crude
But were really cunting angry and its all because of you.
You laid an egg of solid fucking, you taint slug-made of ween.
You garbage bag of bum-dust. You are shitty shitty 2016.