19 Perfect Tweets From Single People That Will Make You Glad You’re Not Tied Down

While some people are super happy with their significant other, others are just fine without any romantic attachments, thankyouverymuch.

Here are some of the funniest tweets that perfectly capture the best parts about being single.

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Half the people, double the food!

It’s a match stimulated in heaven!

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Sure, there might be hours that you feel sad because you don’t have a significant other, but think of all the things that construction you happy. Like surprise food. And surprise fund. And puppies.

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You can also focus on which television series to binge next on Netflix. Or add stuff to your Amazon wishlist. Or just do whatever the heck you dang please!

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Some people don’t like to admit it, but dating is expensive ! Being single entails putting more fund into savings.( Or spending more on burritos. You do you .)

This next tweet might be a little too real for people who are currently dating someone…

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Obviously, this isn’t true for everyone in a relationship, but you have to admit that dating often comes with some drama.

Being single? Not so much.

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You can have a very fulfilling relationship with your puppy, after all.

Or all of your cats.

And your friends and family!

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As convenient as birth control can be, it comes with disadvantages, too. The notion of not having to be on the pill or other long-term birth control is probably fairly seducing to some people who don’t have any other options.

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If you’re single, there’s no limit to the number of nightstands you can have.

Or one-night stands.

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Sometimes, people are kinda wack.

Do you really wanna chance getting into a long-term relationship with one of them? Mayyyyybe not.

Next, we have to talk about Valentine’s day…

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Relationships may be great for some people, but pizza is great for all people.

There’s really no competition here.

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When you think about it, wedding cake is just regular cake with a fancy name.

Anyone can eat it!

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Like this guy, who clearly knows what’s up.

He’s a luxury!

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I’m not saying you should turn to alcohol to solve your problems.

But, I mean…you can’t drink a girlfriend, ya know?

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And it’s not just on Valentine’s day gifts!

That money is yours all year-round/ as long as you are single.

But what are you going to buy with that money? This next single person has an interesting idea…

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Ah, yes.

The smell of freedom.

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But if it’s working for you, then more power to ya.

Keep livin’ your life!

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And in case you’re wondering: Yes, two dinners plainly means two desserts, as well.

That shouldn’t even be a question.

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You also don’t have to expend tens of thousands of dollars on a wedding!

And don’t forget — you can still get a bridal cake if you’re single.

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When you’re single, you get to either go to sleep right away or stay up late…watching Netflix or playing video games.

Share this list with your fellow single dames( and gents )!