The shower isn’t simply a place to sing. Separated from our cellphones, standing under operating water often allows people’s minds to run free.
In a puppies world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old . from Showerthoughts
KKK robes are basically full body dunce caps . from Showerthoughts
Car blinkers switching themselves off when you are turn is a severely underrated quality of life feature from Showerthoughts
A couple of decades after we settle on another planet, there will be conspiracy the notion of ground not existing … from Showerthoughts
If, by statute, everyone had to work for one year in the customer service industry in their lifetime, the world would be a much more tolerable place . from Showerthoughts
A Special Effect artists entire run and attempt is done in the hopes that you’ll never notification them . from Showerthoughts
It kind of constructs sense that the target audience of fidget spinners lost interest so fast from Showerthoughts
Purchasing food from the supermarket is literally use micro-transactions to avoid farming . from Showerthoughts
Sometimes dreams can be so intense that they wake you up. But rarely is life so exciting that it sets you to sleep . from Showerthoughts
Despite the fact that you have a computer in your pocket the one thing to unclog a toilet is still a stick and some rubber from Showerthoughts
At home it’s weird for two people to eat two different things for dinner but at a restaurant it’s weird to order the same thing . from Showerthoughts
Cartoons tell us that cats are afraid of dogs, but most pet videos on the Internet present the opposite . from Showerthoughts
We exhaustively clean our dishes with cleanser and hot water, but we’re content with simply a quick rinsing of our toothbrush . from Showerthoughts
Everytime you paint a room, it gets a tiny bit smaller . from Showerthoughts
Let us all take a moment and appreciate the fact our internal organs don’t itch . from Showerthoughts
Mushrooms have three puts: Poison, Tasty, and Magic from Showerthoughts
The only way you can spell incorrectly incorrectly is when it’s spelt incorrectly . from Showerthoughts
Maybe cats are dicks to us because we don’t purr, so they think they never make us happy from Showerthoughts
The phenomenon of being hungry but too lazy to actually go get food is probably unique to humans . from Showerthoughts
If you can look back on something you said or did and cringe, you are improving as a person . from Showerthoughts
It’s interesting how the human body can give birth to other human bodies, but cannot regenerate organs or critical body parts for itself . from Showerthoughts