Twitter’s Many Sad and Funny Answers To # MyDatingProfileSays

#MyDatingProfileSays
I don’t date pretty boys.

— dY ‘<rachel's ratchetdy '<(@ rachels_ratchet)

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#MyDatingProfileSays dry skin is a bargain breaker. pic.twitter.com/ asRpQ6eESG

— PopHorror (@ PopHorrorNews) June 8, 2018

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If you dont like cats get the hell out my house #MyDatingProfileSays pic.twitter.com/ JR2gRbQA0Z

— iAmMoshow – The Cat Rapper (@ iammoshow) June 8, 2018

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#MyDatingProfileSays free to a good home.

— Ms. DreamerdY “( r) (@ JadeneNance) June 8, 2018

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#MyDatingProfileSays
Get off my fucking lawn

— Dontgivafugg (@ handyoasstoya) June 8, 2018

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#MyDatingProfileSays must have pulse

— Selina Francis. (@ Selinacandygirl) June 8, 2018

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70s bush intact. #MyDatingProfileSays pic.twitter.com/ V7KIgbX54B

— dY $?! MarilyndY $?! (@ twitweeting) June 8, 2018

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#MyDatingProfileSays
I’m praying your standards are a lot lower than mine.

— Neil (@ neilt7 6) June 8, 2018

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#MyDatingProfileSays Booking for someone to spank.
Stupid autocorrect … I meant Seeming for someone to spank.

— Brie Warder (@ BrieHxC) June 8, 2018

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#MyDatingProfileSays I have kids.
They will crush your spirit with no remorse.
May the odds be ever in your favor.

— as3/ 4i, a ~- i, nAmyste afdY ~++ dY’zdY ~^ (@ AAskelson) June 8, 2018

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#MyDatingProfileSays Searching for my next ex

— The none and only (@ sportsfan9 26) June 8, 2018

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#MyDatingProfileSays Good exterior, broken interior hence going cheap

— Selina Francis. (@ Selinacandygirl) June 8, 2018

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– loves a cuddle
– cake is my jam
– huge fan of overstatement
– looking for a womb that wonaEUR( tm) t drive me crazy
– IaEUR( tm) m free, free like gout
– when itaEUR( tm) s over, itaEUR( tm) s really over
– foodie #MyDatingProfileSays pic.twitter.com/ 3EcgqaH3yo

— Henry Tudor (@ KngHnryVIII) June 8, 2018

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IaEUR( tm) ll swallow up your spirit without gagging at all. #MyDatingProfileSays

— dY ++” dY ++| d* ud-Sd -” d-sd-Zd -” d-S dY ‘<(@ jennybennyb0 0)

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#MyDatingProfileSays the newborn in the avi isn’t mine.

— Katt Funny (@ KattFunny) June 8, 2018

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